Blonde Joke

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in
her little red sports car and was pulled over
by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
license. She dug through her purse and was
getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your
picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in
her purse, looked at it and handed it to the
policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then
handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go.
I didn't realize you were a cop."

Ordinary People

John Legend


Girl im in love with you
This ain't the honeymoon
Past the infatuation phase
Right in the thick of love
At times we get sick of love
It seems like we argue everyday

[Bridge]

I know i misbehave
And you made your mistakes
And we both still got room left to grow
And though love sometimes hurts
I still put you first
And we'll make this thing work
But I think we should take it slow

[Chorus]

We're just ordinary people
We don't know which way to go
Cuz we're ordinary people
Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow

[Verse 2]

This ain't a movie no
No fairy tale conclusion ya'll
It gets more confusing everyday
Sometimes it's heaven sent
We head back to hell again
We kiss and we make up on the way

[Bridge]

I hang up you call
We rise and we fall
And we feel like just walking away
But as our love advances
We take second chances
Though it's not a fantasy
I Still want you to stay

[Chorus]

We're just ordinary people
We don't know which way to go
Cuz we're ordinary people
Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow

[Verse 3]

Take it slow
Maybe we'll live and learn
Maybe we'll crash and burn
Maybe you'll stay, maybe you'll leave,
maybe you'll return
Maybe you'll never find
Maybe we won't survive
But maybe we'll grow
We never know baby youuuu and I

[Chorus]

We're just ordinary people
We don't know which way to go(hey)
Cuz we're ordinary people
Maybe we should take it slow (Heyyy)
We're just ordinary people
We don't know which way to go
Cuz we're ordinary people
Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow
take it sloww
take it slow
this time we'll take it slow
take

I Will Always Love You

By: Whitney Houston

If I should stay
I would only
be in your way
So I'll go but I know
I'll think of you every step of the way

And I, I will always love you
I will always love you
You, you, my darling you (mm mm)

Bittersweet Memories
That is all I'm taking with me
So goodbye please don't cry
We both know I'm not what you
You need

And I, I will always love you
I will always love you --- you

I hope life treats you kind
And I hope you have all you dreamed of
And I wish to you joy and happiness
But above all this, I wish you love

And I, I will always love you
I will always love you
I will always love you
I will always love you
I will always love you
I, I will always love you

You, darling I love you
Oh, I'll always,
I'll always love you (oo-oo)